Frankfurter Gemeine Zeitung

Die schönsten Momente

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U-Bahnstation Bockenheimer Warte, heute. Die auf die U-Bahn Wartenden starren auf die Infoscreen. Dort ist zu lesen: “5000 Tote durch Erdbeben in Japan. Tausende vermißt. Die Regierung befürchtet Kernschmelze in drei Reaktoren.” Dann erscheint der Schriftzug: “Für die schönsten Momente im Leben. Mach mit und schicke uns deine schönsten Momente des Tages, die Du mit deinem Handy gefilmt hast.” Dann: “Achtung U-Bahn fährt ein.”

Ein oder zwei Ozeane entfernt erwacht jemand. Er stellt fest, dass er unter den Trümmern seines Hauses liegt und sich kaum bewegen kann. Mühsam versucht er, sein Handy zu erreichen, um Hilfe herbeizurufen.
Schließlich gelingt es.
Aber dann begreift er, dass er die PIN-Nummer vergessen hat und dass sie ihm nie wieder einfallen wird.


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