“Die Drei von der Beratungsstelle”- Ein Freud-Musical (1)
v.l.nach r. : Sigmund Freud, Alfred Adler, C.G. Jung
Sprecher: Sigmund Freuds Erfahrungen mit der Hypnose und die Frühzeit der Psychoanalyse gingen ein in den berühmten UFA-Film „Die drei von der Beratungstelle“ von 1931. Die Handlung beginnt damit, daß die drei Nachwuchsmediziner Sigmund Freud
Freud: Es hat mich sehr gefreut!
Sprecher: C.G. Jung
Jung: So jung komm mer nimmer zusammen!
Sprecher: und Alfred Adler
Adler: Gott, bin ich heut wieder nervös!
Sprecher: von Bankrott und Approbationsentzug bedroht sind.
(sie fangen an zu singen)
Freud: Kuckuck, Kuckuck
Jung: ruft’s aus dem Wald
Adler: Lieber, guter Herr Gerichtsvollzieher
geh’n se weg, sie finden nichts bei mir
Freud: Kuckuck, Kuckuck
Alle: ruft’s aus dem Wald ach so bald
Freud: Bald wird uns die Stunde schlagen
wo wir nicht mehr Smoking tragen
ach, wie wird’s uns da zumut
Jung: Polo spielen, Austern essen
alles müssen wir vergessen
ach, wie weh doch sowas tut
Adler: Wir hatten Gut und Geld und Tausenderlei
nun ist das schöne Leben vorbei
Freud: statt Whiskey gibt’s jetzt Limonade
Jung: und statt Kaviar Marmelade
Adler: großer Gott
Alle: wir sind bankrott
Alle: Lieber, guter Herr Gerichtsvollzieher
geh’n se weg, sie finden nichts bei mir
Jung: Kuckuck, Kuckuck
Freud: ruft’s aus dem Wald
Ade, geliebtes Canape
wer weiss, wann ich dich wiederseh’
Jung: Ade, geliebter Silberschrank
ich denk’ an dich ein Leben lang
Adler: Sie nehmen auch den Teppich mit
wer weiss, wer ihn mit Füßen tritt
Sie lassen nur die Mauern steh’n
Jung: und wir, wir müssen stempeln geh’n
Freud: Süßes Nichtstun, holdes Schlendern
Jung: ach, wir müßen uns verändern
Adler: Fräulein Glück ist mit uns bös’
Freud: Geld allein macht auch nicht glücklich
Jung: aber hat’s man augenblicklich gar kein Geld
Adler: wird man nervös
Freud: Wir haben die Arbeit nur von weitem geseh’n
und auch von weitem
war sie nicht schön
Alle: Lieber, guter Herr Gerichtsvollzieher
geh’n se weg, sie finden nichts bei mir
Kuckuck, Kuckuck
jetzt bleiben wir im Wald! (aus)
Jung: Was machen wir nun?
Adler: Keine Ahnung
Freud: Mir fällt auch nichts ein. Dir?
Jung: Noch weniger als Dir!
Adler: Das ist ja wohl Unsinn! Weniger als nichts ist nicht möglich.
Jung: Das ist sehr wohl möglich.
Adler: Nicht wenn man wissenschaftlich exakt formuliert.
Freud: Moment, ich hab eine Idee!
Adler: Oh, nein, der macht mich nervös mit seinen ständigen Ideen.
Jung: Wieso? Gerade vorhin hatte er doch noch keine!
Freud: Ich habe gerade die Idee, dass wir, also ich : die Psychoanalyse erfinden.
Adler: Ach das. Hat die nicht der Josef Breuer schon erfunden?
Freud: Breuer hat doch keine Ahnung! Der setzt immer noch auf Hypnose, völlig passe! Das ist doch keine Psychoanalyse.
Jung: Aber was ist Psychoanalyse?
Freud: Wir gründen eine Gemeinschaftspraxis für komplizierte Frauen und sie erzählen uns ihre Träume. Dadurch kriegt man raus, warum sie so kompliziert sind.
Jung: Hey, das klingt richtig gut!
Adler: Also, wenn ich ichs mir recht überlege, finde ichs auch nicht übel.
Freud: Also: Hat jemand ein Schild?
Jung: Der Adler hat immer eins bei sich.
Adler: Ja, aber das brauch ich vielleicht noch für was eigenes.
Freud: Her damit! Keine Zeit für Fisematenten, die Lage ist ernst!.
(Adler gibt das Schild. Freud schreibt drauf: „Gemeinschaftspraxis Freud, Jung, Adler.Keine Kassen.“)
Adler: Hmm, Ich frag mich grade, ob wir die Reihenfolge der Namen nicht nach dem Alphabet draufschreiben sollten, das macht man bei Gemeinschaftspraxen glaube ich immer so .
Jung: Jetzt haben wir das Schild schon vollgeschrieben, Adler. Hast Du vielleicht noch eins?
Adler: Nein.
Jung: Na also.
Freud: Also, mir gefällt das Schild. (Freud stellt das Schild auf den Tisch)
Adler: Und jetzt?
Freud: Wir warten auf die erste Patientin.
Es läutet. Auftritt Lilian.
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